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Rapping dead chicks is not only fun,
it’s resourceful!!!!!! It’s true; by rapping these dead chicks you’re
doing them a big favor, I mean these dead chicks probably haven’t had any action for years!!!!!!!!!!
Now rapping
dead chicks isn’t always fun and games, some pretty nasty things can happen , so to avoid any mistakes or injuries,
here is an easy step by step on: HOW TO RAPE A DEAD CHICK.
Introduction:
Introduction:
The
first thing you have to take into consideration is, dead chicks are very dry on their crotchal region. Now you will need some
Vaseline or lotion (note: take both, you’ll need it). Appose to the lubricant you will also need: 1.) No morals.
2.) Sexual desperation.
3.)
Low self-esteem.
4.) A knife.
5.) Running shoes.
6.) Shovel
7.)
Crowbar
Getting started:
Now that you’ve got your supplies, let’s get started. To avoid getting caught by the police, first wear
black and second start around 9:00, so is to have time to dig up the body and get home before bed time, and use the night
as a cover. Try to find a grave that’s near the center of the semintary not to close to the street.
Looking at dates:
Looking at dates on the gave stones is important, because if the body is too old then you’ll just be doing a
piece of jerky. Now that you’ve found a good aged body it’s time to dig. Dig till you hear a thump, (NOTE: don’t
use all your energy on digging) once you’ve dug out all the dirt and have unveiled the coffin get your crowbar and,
open sesame!
The fun:
This is where the lotion comes in to play, now pull out the body and lay it on the grass second take off here clothes(NOTE:
if she has any jewelry, take it) she wont need it . At this point you can use your imagination, don’t be afraid to go
all out and trying new things. (NOTE: if you get bored of the holes that are provided, make new ones).
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